"The Americans seemed to confuse standard of living with quality of life,
equal opportunity with institutionalized mediocrity, bravery with
courage, machismo with manhood, liberty with freedom, wordiness with
articulation, fun with pleasure"
“Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.”
"Now, me, I am perfectly capable of being happy with what I have. The problem is getting enough of it in the first place."